Author: Bowls Secretary

Outdoor Season

Not long until our first outdoor match of the season! Player availability sheets are gradually being added to the Members ‘ Area of the Website and will also be displayed at the Club.  For any difficulties using the on-line system or questions on matches contact  Jim Bass and he will try and help:  jim.bass@talktak.net

Selection of teams is on Monday mornings at 9.30 am for matches Thursday of that week through to the following Wednesday. Please support your Club if your able, available and want to have some competitive fun!

Looking for a new, healthy and sociable pastime? Why not come and join your local Bowling Club!

Our outdoor Bowling Green opens on16th April at 3pm and we welcome new members. Watch this space for more information on this event!

During the season we offer FREE taster sessions with coaching instruction. All you need to get started are a pair of flat soled shoes and a willingness to give it a go. If you enjoy it and decide to join, as a new bowler you will get half price outdoor membership (April to September) and free indoor membership (throughout the winter) for the first year.

We regularly host competitions, social events and have a licenced bar! You could soon be part of this, so are you curious to find out more? Please email burnhambowls@yahoo.com or contact Paula on 07901752840

Club Christmas Quiz 2024. Result – The Answers are Now on the Clubhouse Notice Board

Congratulations goes to our winner – Richard Thomas who collects £25 and a fantastic cup.

Rich has removed the TV from the wall and replaced it with his Immense Inaugural Christmas Quiz Trophy, so he could relive his victory on a regular basis. His wife was not pleased and expects him home from hospital early next week.

Thanks to everyone who bought the quiz paper.

Hope you all had fun sorting out the answers.

All of the quiz sheets returned were duly marked.

Those with all correct answers were put into a hat, and the winner drawn by Richard Luscombe.

Senior Quiz Organiser Trudi J.

 

 

 

New Years Eve Party

Sir Mike Squire

Guests to a club social should now know it will always be a night to remember and so guests were greeted with an ‘Italian Champagne’ or fresh orange juice at the door to be then seated in a loose semi-circle.

 

             

The bar was manned by Terry and Rob and a full buffet prepared by Rita and Brenda awaits to graze on over the night.  Whilst settling down the groups had a little word game to indulge with three possible answers. Do you know what ‘weesquashing’ means?

1. stamping on small people  2. drinking dilute urine   3. spearing eels at night

                                   

Thirty adults then engaged in ‘pass the parcel’ but with a twist as when an object was unwrapped it had to be worn. The winners were the one with the most things on and the finder of the crown.  The photos speak for themselves as do the smiles.

               

On to the Two Minute quiz of three rounds to win a mystery team prize.  Players have fourteen categories such as tool, city, fruit, etc to complete with a given initial letter.  The two minutes start and furious scribbling and debate ensues.  The scoring system is 0 for a wrong answer, 1 point if the same as another team and 2 points for a unique answer. If the initial letter is ‘D’ there may be several alternative answers e.g. for city we had Dublin, Dubrovnik, Dusseldorf, etc but if there is any doubt about an answer all the players vote for or against, much to the dismay of some players and the winning team whose prize was sardines and apples.

              

 

With an hour to go before midnight we played whiteboard Pictionary with the chance to choose from easy, medium or a hard category.  Unflinching confidence led most teams to chance the hard category with appalling results as seen from the pictures. Richard Luscombe’s volcano and Brenda’s Martian will become legendary.

                            

Richard’s    Volcano. ???                      Rita’s       Squirrel???                    Brenda’s  Martian????

 

Don led the crowd in a standing circle to sing Auld Lang Syne to bring the night to an end,

These events do not happen without a huge team effort and so I have to thank the gang for rolling up the carpet, setting out the furnishings and of course putting it all away. A special thanks for Trudi for sourcing items for pass the parcel and organising the Christmas quiz.  Rita and Brenda worked together for hours to prepare, make and set out the buffet as well as all the washing up and cleaning down. Terry and Rob worked wonderfully to keep the drinks flowing and special thank you to Terry who helped me clear up the next day ready for the carpet to go down again.

                    

It should be noted that 90% of the waste and packaging has been recycled from this event.

Mike Squire – Event Coordinator and host

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to all of our members, friends and supporters.

The club wishes everyone a happy and healthy New Year, full of wonderful memories.

Not too many bad bowls or unlucky wicks, but to enjoy our wonderful game of bowls on what should be a better green than the last couple of years. When all the hard work during the winter will be completed before the opening of the green.

Every year is a gift, and 2025 is yours to unwrap. Wishing you joy and surprises ahead!”

 

Class of 24 Christmas Gathering.

 

Some of the members who joined the club this year held their festive Indoor evening.

Not only did they play indoor bowls, but they also played Jack-Pot,  On the Edge and Target bowls.

Mike was on bar duty like he has been most Fridays and was kept nice and busy.

Our Chairman Don Bridges came along with more mince pies and made a short speech, and gave all a glass of Baileys.

Indoor Competitions, Closing Date for Entries 30th November

Hi everyone.

Just a quick thank you to those who have already put themselves forward for the competitions this year. Please remember that if you want to play triples and pairs then you MUST create a team and add the team details to the other two sheets. There are some on the main tick sheet who have not yet done this, so please can you speak to your friends and create your teams as soon as possible. We need more teams for both triples and pairs, to allow those competitions to go ahead.  

If you are having trouble making up a team, let me or Richard Luscombe know, and we will do what we can to help and those of you who are in Class of 24, send a shoutout into your WhatsApp chat to see if anyone else is in the same position as you.

The sheets are up on one of the noticeboards in the clubhouse, so check them out next time you are there and make sure you join in the fun.

Paul.

Indoor Secretary.  

Christmas Quiz, With the Winner Collecting £25

 

We’re having a Christmas Quiz this year where you can win £25 !

Please go the clubhouse and pick up quiz form’s from under the noticeboard. 

It’s based on  well-known Christmas Carols & Christmas Songs, so you will know all of the answers!

Just put the £2 into the Christmas Box for each entry form, you can’t miss it!

If you’ve got friends or family who might like to buy a copy too, then you can either pick up some more quizzes from the clubhouse, or take copies of your blank quiz, and get £2 from them to put in the Christmas box.

When you’ve finished, post your quiz into the Christmas Box by Sunday 5th January 2025 If we have more than one correct answers, they will all be put into a hat, with £25 going to the first one pulled out.

The proceeds will go to the Club.

Good Luck & Merry Christmas.